@Phaedrux Maybe? Part of the complicating factors is that the Rostock is at my makerspace and I don't have easy access. Was hoping for a software only solution, but I think there isn't one.
I had a LLM jerk me around for a whole day saying that DSF_SIMULATION=1 is some magic environment variable that would let me setup a fake software only congif, but that didn't work. The promise of it is what I was looking for, though.