Router is a "Cox Panasonic" router, just the normal one they give out. I'm gonna have to make some sort of interim network for this to run on, but that's not an issue. Turns out once I replaced it with a MicroSD card set to the proper cluster size, it processes! Web interface froze on me once, but it's printing from a 70mb file right now, and I got it to at least start a 150mb file. Now back to battling my bed adhesion issues. Thank you everyone for your help!
